A Dictionary of Sorts

These are some words that I use on a regular basis which you may or may not know.


The Cheesiest: slang; excellent - of the highest quality.
a person or thing that is wonderful, great or marvelous
synonyms: "the bomb", "the bees knees"

Kitty Width: n; unit of measurement equal to the amount a door must be opened as to allow for a cat to come and go freely.

Note; two kitty widths can refer to Kitty Width times two, or the amount needed for two cats to pass through a door

Cookie: n; an infant or very young human.
synonyms: baby, toddler, tot, newborn, babe, child

From the phrase "bun in the oven"
(a cookie is cuter than a loaf of bread, so cookie is used in it's place as they are both baked goods)

Memis: n; substance that helps cure, alleviate illness. Medicine. Usually refers to non-prescription over the counter drugs. A term usually used by small children

Nubbie: n; the yarn tassels on a handmade tied quilt resulting from tying the layers of a quilt or comforter together with yarn knots and leaving tails

Can be used to pacify small children when they rub the nubbies between their fingers

Pig-face: n; an insult for friends

Because really the only person who should take real offense at this is Penelope)

Kitten Tears: n; the ultimate solution to any difficult problem or situation.

Particularly effective in warding off and defending against zombies

The Wizard: n; the keeper and maker of all kitten tears

Your Face: slang; the ultimate comeback to anything and everything.

eg. "That's lame" "your face is lame" or "I can do a back flip" "Your face can do a back flip"
also "your mom's face" or "Harry Potters face"

Doosky: n; a planed gathering of friends unrelated to anything specific

Door Knob: n; something so random or unexplainable that it doesn't even not make sense. Beyond comprehension or explanation.

Plork: v; the action between two people of interlocking the pointer and middle fingers in a pointer middle middle pointer pattern and applying pressure and pulling apart resulting in a satisfying noise similar to the sound of snapping.

Used in greeting or bidding farewell to a friend similarly to a handshake.

Icetimpy: n; An independent nation with no contact with the outside world, it lays between North America and Europe in which the time zone is neither here nor there with no rhyme or reason. The country is shaped roughly like a puppy and is completely covered in ice.

-licious: suffix; added to nouns, verbs or adjectives to form a more intense word, adding emphasis. Also may be added to words to make them longer and sound more impressive.
Similar to the suffixes -tastic or -tacular

Instead of "that movie was way very truly indeed beyond a doubt ridiculous" try "...was ridiculicious" or "I genuinely way to gag ever time I see you" one might say"You are gagalicious" Changes the noun kilt, meaning a short, pleated skirt worn by men in the Scottish Highlands to the adjective kiltalicious, meaning having the qualities of one who wears a kilt (sexy accent and good calves)